To preface, let me begin with the origin of this post.
Originally, I wasn’t going to respond to this as I had no reason to as it attempts to insult me for no reason(?) that I can think of, but I’ve decided to reply due to Egg Nogs response saying this was a violation. That being said, this isn’t a violation, A violation would imply that it was a good or well made insult that hurts the person that it’s aimed at. This insult does not check any of those boxes. This is not only low effort, but didn’t make me laugh. I should be rolling on the floor laughing as clearly illustrated in this emoji right here → 
I am (believe it or not) Not laughing. Instead, I am writing a forum post with as many words as possible / I can think of as a response to your insult.
Why exactly did I start writing this post, you may ask?
This can be separated into 3 1 main reason. I was going to write 3 reasons but I only had 1 reason so I’m sticking with that original goal.
Reason #1 is as follows -
I started writing this as I personally believe wordy posts to low effort things are funny. Truthfully I likely could’ve written much more but as I am currently on my phone, it’s harder to type and on top of that I am fairly tired. Maybe another day I’ll come back out of nowhere and write a 30 page essay on one of these posts.
With that said, let’s analyze the quote.
First things first, you begin with the word firstly, commonly meaning… well… the beginning. Onto the next.
“Since there are no cows on kitpvp” (a gamemode on MunchyMC which involves fighting enemy players with many unique kits including swords and armor and Mushroom soup (used to heal the player))
This is a true fact - there are no cows on any of the maps I can think of on MunchyMCs KitPVP gamemode. I understand why you’d say this as of course it is true.
You then follow with the word besides, which is defined as “ in addition to; apart from.” . This would imply that you are about to make a compare and contrast statement about their being cows on kitpvp - possibly stating that there is in fact at least one cow on MunchyMCs kitpvp gamemode.
Finally, you end with “HELIXED, of course”. This sadly states that ImCrafty has called me a cow. Not necessarily a bad thing, but i’d unfortunately used as an insult in this scenario, which I do not appreciate in the slightest. I would have preferred that you didn’t include that in your post, but hey, if you didn’t, I wouldn’t have been able to write a long pointless response to it.
The second to last part of this post - the debunk. Where I attempt to debunk any inaccuracies made in this post directed at me.
I am in fact not a cow in real life. As many of you may be shocked to hear this, as it outright defies what I’m Crafty has said, I can assure you it is true. I would prove it, but I wouldn’t prove it because I don’t want to. ( as this would likely require picture or video proof with an ID )
With this done, we shall move onto the final section. My opinions on the kit you’ve proposed.
Personally, I think the kit seems kind of a 5/10. It’s a cool idea, but realistically I don’t see how many people would use it for some reason. I get it’s cool because it’s based off of an old kit from HG but I still think that Kits main focus should be balancing current kits and getting official events out to maintain player count would be the better move here. Though in the future, it would maybe be an alright idea. Maybe like a roulette of some kind? Like the woolwars halloween kit? Where some effects are standard 6/10 on a scale of helpfulness, while some could be insane buffs (lol idk just a thought). I don’t think there should be any bad buffs if this were to be added though.
I am so glad that I’m finally done typing this and I really don’t want to read over it to fix spelling mistakes, as I am still on phone.
Goodnight !
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Just wanted to note just incase it wasn’t clear, I made this for fun as a joke and it shouldn’t be taken seriously.
