Looking for a Valentine

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Hey guys.
As you probably already know, I’m quite the find.
My biggest issue is that I have too many people who are INCREDIBLY in love with me, so I can’t decide which one I should go out with this valentine’s day.

What I look like, for reference

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To help me decide, please comment a reason why I should go out with YOU.
I’ll pick my valentine one day before valentine’s day, February 13th.
(ill also give the winner a valentine tag of their choice, so be creative.)

p.s. the first paragraph is a joke im not this mean :(

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pick me because this guinea pig wants you to

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i think u are physically unappealing

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I am DREX0R leader of woolwars poopers aka the best clan to ever exist, I will give you m&m’s, the secret krabby party formula (ong I will), and plenty of incredible pick up lines from my immaculate rizz (I am the best rizz god on the server), not to mention I’m a bad boy (muted 30 times) but I’m one of those bad boys who is secretly caring on the inside like the blue m&m. Not to mention I one time started a rizz contest and won my own rizz contest. My hobbies include but are not limited to: beating up children, torturing the mentally insane, and sometimes going stark naked and jumping people in a werewolf mask :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:. So I think I should be YOUR valentime.

But the real question is…. Will you be mine :smirk:?

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what

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So Donald is cheating on @JamieDactyl?

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I ALREADY LEFT THIS COMMENT ON ANOTHER POST

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SORRY GUYS I’ve already claimed McDonalds, go find someone else

Reasons you should pick me:

  1. I already LEFT a COMMENT on ANOTHER POST
  2. I’m really good, handsome and stuff etc
  3. I’m staff, so obviously extremely appealing and powerful
  4. Your other options so far are either using you for money, find you physically unappealing or are DREX08
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your only downside is that dating you means going to prison

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Downside? :smirk:

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guys it’s gonna be real hard topping this one good luck

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ill be ur valentine mcdonalds

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Bro I already did :yawning_face: (don’t be bias)

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Cmon lord emperor commander president king Jamie we all know your British and I don’t think the SpongeBob teeth exactly qualify as handsome
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DREX08 died weeks ago :frowning: he was trying to save woolwars poopers and sacrificed his life in the process

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lol me

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I’m just saying Its been 30 minutes I should have won by now smh.

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Cmon bro

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Hi I’m Crafty i’ll be your valentine because i’m the only one here besides u who is not a degenerate

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Can I be your valentine plzplzplzplzplz :fearful:

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I said I’ll pick a winner on Feb 13th

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sorry I like men

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