The super power game

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Whatssssss goooddddddddd yall! I got a forum game for yall, here’s the rules: you choose a super power/ ability but then the person below says a side effect and says their own super power/ability and the person replies that one and says a side effect then their own super power and so on.

Here’s an example!!!

Person one: The ability to time travel

Person two: but only to dangerous events in history.
The ability to have heat vision

Person three: when shooting lasers you’re blind temporarily until you stop shooting them. The ability to leap high

So on. I want to see how fast y’all can make this stupid so let’s get into it!

I get the power to charge playing cards with kinetic energy and I can throw them very well

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They all have a boomerang effect and come back at you with twice the speed.

I possess the ability to instantly and flawlessly teleport myself (and any items I choose to carry) to any location, at any time, without causing harm or disturbance to myself, others, or the environment. My teleportation never results in collisions, overlaps, or spatial/temporal anomalies; it is always precise, safe, and effortless, does not drain my energy, and cannot be interfered with or negated by any means.

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Yeah but you lose 1 point of your iq each time so that means you only get about 70 teleports :pensive:

That was a joke please don’t kill me but this doesn’t drain your energy or harm you!!! ;)

I get the ability to eat leaves and turn them into raw cesium 137 and vomit them at my enemies without causing harm to myself in any way

This doesn’t disturb you at all! And it doesn’t harm you @DutchMTC

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It only works in the winter were the leaves from trees are all gone :/

I have the ability to morph/disguise into any other person in the world, without loosing my own memories, and also can shift back whenever I want

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But you develop anorexia and eventually morph into skinnier stuff until you look like a stick walker all the time and you don’t wanna morph back

I gain the ability to psychically control metal with my mind and no negative conditions or effects occur from using it

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You can only control one nanogram of metal at a time.

I eat hamburger

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After finishing the hamburger you start feeling weird as you slowly transform into a big mac.
I can fly

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But only while flapping your arms around as if you were imitating a bird - it is not a good look…

I can breathe under water, does not matter if its a river or a sea :D

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Not without vigorously sh#tting your pants

I can hold the atmosphere in my lungs

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But you have asthma

I can jump very high and an immune to fall damage when I land

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Can we get a mute And 3 day ban? He’s using swear words but evading the filter

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But when you land you spring up again 1.000000000000000000001 times what you jumped

I have the ability to buy property in Egypt without the eye of Ra curse being bestowed upon me or my loved ones

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:nerd_face::point_up:

watch it kid or ur permed

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The way my king disciplines is so tuff ngl

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You bought property in Egypt but you got no property + the eye of ra

Anything I say in an argument becomes factually correct

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Unfortunately, everytime you use your ability, it takes a whole month off of your life

I get the ability to forget any show or movie I’ve seen so that I can rewatch them for the first time anytime I’d like.

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except every time you use it you have to find a new platform to watch the movie/show on cause you forget it exists on the platform you originally watched it on.

I want the ability to never be sick (I’m sick rn please don’t curse me)

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You have permanent seasonal allergies, medicine cannot fix this

I want the ability to choose the side effect of my super power